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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
don feel lyk playin maple todae..actualli tmr go watch movie de..but hor..change to next week watch..heheez..SHE's album out liao..budd donnoe whether singpore out liao anot leh..i wan to buy..yea..luckily i donnid go rc camp todae..heheez..cos mahh backbone injure..heheez..so miss mel sae i donnid go for camp..
hmm..haha..i got derrick signature..woohu..heheez..so happie..hmm..k liao la..got to end here..bb..ty..
MICHELLE.
hello~~let miee introduce mahh fren to euu..dis ish ah bui!!the flyiin pig!!MICHELLE.
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haha..see.dis ish pork chop the spider pig!!MICHELLE.
Monday, November 28, 2005
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.He asked his father, who was a minister,if they could discuss his use of the car.His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you.You bring your grades up, study your bible a little,and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back and again askedhis father if they could discuss his use of the car.His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you.You have brought your grades up, and studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied,"You know dad, I've been thinking about that.You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes my son...and they walked everywhere they went!"
all text frm www.emusing.com*__.MICHELLE.
A woman and a man are involved ina car accident. It's a bad one. Both oftheir cars are totally demolished butamazingly neither of them are hurt..
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There'snothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign fromGod that we should meet and be friends and live together in peacefor the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely.This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's anothermiracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottleof wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink thiswine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his headin agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and thenhands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
all text frm www.emusing.com*__.
haha..she was indeed a very clever woman..do euu get wad it means?
i tink euu get it rite??haha..MICHELLE.
MICHELLE.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner...as well as in the
morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see
how much weight you've lost overnight.
2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.
3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case,
blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can
weigh at least a pound.
4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they
are always five pounds off...to your advantage, of course.
5. Always go to the bathroom first.
6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.
(Waving them is optional but occasionally helps!)
7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in,
completely naked, of course.
8. Weigh yourself after a haircut; this is good for at least
half a pound of hair (hopefully).
9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale
(air has to weigh something, right?).
10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel
rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off
of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will
weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.MICHELLE.
MICHELLE.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Once upon a time there lived a king..
The king had a beautiful daughter, princess laura..
But there was a problem..
Everything the princess touched would melt, no matter what; metal,wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare to marry her.. The king was despaired,what could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians,one wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,then, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition.. any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge..
the first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium.
but alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.. the prince went away sadly..
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and surely, it would not melt..but alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. he too was sent away disappointedly..
The third prince approached, he told the princess,"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed..everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.. and the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after..
But the question was :What was the object in the prince's pants?
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they were M&M's of course! they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!!
What were euu thinking ???? O.oMICHELLE.
1. Morning sickness would rank as the nationsnumber one health problem.
2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
all text frm www.emusing.com*__.MICHELLE.
Friday, November 18, 2005
A young guy from Texas moves to California and
goes to a big department store looking for a job..
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job..
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down
after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average
20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says,
"First I sold him a small fish hook..
Then I sold him a medium fish hook..
Then I sold him a larger fish hook..
Then I sold him a new fishing rod..
Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down
at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a
boat, so we went down to the boat department,
and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft..
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him a SUV."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of
tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since
your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
all text frm www.emusing.com*__.
hahaha..lame riite?-_-'''MICHELLE.
Monday, November 14, 2005MICHELLE.